life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
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ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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