i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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