Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I wish i was in the wii world.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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