It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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