after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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