i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Randomize
