I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
another moral hangover. fuck.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Are my feet made of real feet?
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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