Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
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Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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