she was so not down for the gang bang
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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