when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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