question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
So vagazzling was a success
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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