just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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