Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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