ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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