girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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