omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
We are two peas in an std pod
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
being pregnant is like rehab
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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