I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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