I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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