Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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