I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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