Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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