Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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