i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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