Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
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I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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