You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
