well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Less talking, more tequila
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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