a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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