She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
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i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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