This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
A bitchslap is in order.
Randomize
