Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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