his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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