this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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