I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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