hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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