i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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