How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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