Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
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