I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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