the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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