he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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