my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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