I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
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Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
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So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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