I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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