I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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