you guys were way drunker than both of me
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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