i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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