you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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