i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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organizing the empties. That sober.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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