ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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