he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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