question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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