we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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