I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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